I just read a story about an enormous metal chicken. I had to walk away in the middle as I was laughing too hard to read. BE WARNED there are a few naughty words in there, but just bl**p them in your head, it will be fine.
I am supposed to be tidying my house and getting dressed but instead I am reading about big metal chickens on pinterest. Oh, pinterest you make the internet even more of a time waster:)